Writing a presentation on web accessibility? Tired of the usual The power of the web... quote? Then choose a lesser known one from our ~~completely fake~~ vast selection.

Was it not Tim Berners-Lee who said:

“Half an ounce of Old Holborn and some king-size Rizlas please”

No, it certainly wasn't. This site is a parody...not of Tim Berners-Lee himself, but of those of us who still devote an entire PowerPoint™ slide to his infamous quote.

Created by Patrick H. Lauke in collaboration with Bruce Lawson. Have any good quotes? Let us know.